Mortician | SoCal | Genderfluid Cannibal | Punk | Hylian
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"Aang bending each element for the first and last time”
Even when she’s fully clothed, I know where everything is situated. I know all her ‘tickle spots’ and all her ‘don’t you fucking dare spots’. When she is in her natural state, her skin, it’s like all the birthdays I’ve had and yet to come combine. It never gets old. I’ll never get tired of it.
if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future
because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive
our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.
girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
have you ever listened to classic rock
- stay hydrated
- stay cute
- stay lowkey
- stay in ur lane
why is there even such a controversy over why girls are doing better in school. why is this an issue. why cant you just accept for once that men are not fucking better than everything. there is actual proof that girls perform better than boys in school in england but men literally can’t handle that and they have to make up like ten million fucking excuses holy shit