Mosh the sadness away.

Mortician | SoCal | Genderfluid Cannibal | Punk | Hylian

women:can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it?
men:modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo:I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet:I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo:We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet:No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo:*kisses her anyway*
Juliet:That was dumb of you
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Romeo:We should get married right now
Juliet:We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo:Like tomorrow?
Juliet:Sure, fine.
--
Juliet:We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo:Right.
Romeo:It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet:Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo:*immediately kills himself*
Juliet:For fucks sake.

fstw:

Call me the hamburglar cause I’m here to jack your meat

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vintagegal:

Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (1959)

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commandingofficers:

kissmejasontodd:

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sugar-spice—and-everything-nice:

Just a little blast from the past. Childhood nostalgia for girls who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s ♥

Girls these days don’t know what they’re missing out on.

I can literally smell the cheap plastic
memories

I HAD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PLASTICY GOD SENDS OF THE 90S - 2000S. MEMORIES 

(Source: verified--fangirl, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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